Give Us Feedback: Ass or Tits, which do you prefer?

Personally, I'm an ass man. A chick with a nice ass get's me right in the pants. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy tits, and I lover playing with them and putting them in my mouth, but if I had a choice between a chick with a nice ass and small tits, I'll take that ass any time.

There is the occasional chick with the whole package, PRETTY FACE, ASS, TITS, THICK THIGHS AND FULL OF SURPRISE. A chick like this is practically wearing a sign that reads "Look. Ass. Tits. You want?"

As a proud Man of Color - I be an ass man. Like em phat - love dat azz.

Phatazz is what my life philosphy for dat hunt be.

They gotta have some tits, and a nice ass, if not, then they can just suck me off, gotta be 10 out of 10 or higher to ride.(1 being extremly ulgy and 10 being really hot)

I need both for full effect. But if I can only have one, the ass has to be in shape. If it is, generally everything else follows.

Agree, I too love tits, but if you twist my arm and make me choose, give me a hot, round ass!

C'mon guys, your talkin' about having both...everybody wants both, god damn it!

It's about you being either an ass guy or a tit's guy.

I know tit's are beautiful, especially when their riding you, or when your boning the shit out of 'em doggystyle and you reach over for two handfull's.



I love all sorts of asses. I like the petite, yet round and firm ass. I also like the ass that's so round and full that it just eats up the G-string like a chubby kid eats cake. I also like the ass that isn't as firm, yet it's pretty big and still makes you get hard.


But me, my weakness is a chick with an ONION on her...
Don't forget about the ass that is just so damn nice you are temporarly hipnotized. Yes, I'm talking about a chick with an ONION of an ass, why you ask?

God damn it, I'm talking about the ass that is so firm you could bounce a quarter of f of it, nice 'n round round that when you get a handfull it makes your mouth water, so full that when a chick walks, the ass talks to you, it even makes the chicks thighs that much more juicier. I call it the ONION because an ass like that can bring tears to your eyes.

you can not possible have one with out the other
;)

Guys you are forgetting how AWFUL tits eventually look when she gets old(er). I prefer a nice ass, even if she has tiny little tits. At least small tits dont get as saggy as larger tits when she gets old. Tits will sag much faster or sooner than her ass will.

Now im sure most of you pimps are not planning on hanging around long enough to see her get old. LOL But I still prefer a perfect ass over perfect tits any day.

Someone needs to post pics of old tits and of Old asses and you guys will see what im talking about. LOL

This one older broad I knew was just like that. Small tits but no sag and an ass like a 20 year old. Her face showed her age, but that ass took 20 years off the total package.

a great ass can make up for a lot of shortcomings.. easy call.:bigsmile:

Here's a better visual.
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/pee-nut/jessica-simpsonsexy-shots08-1.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/pee-nut/jennifer-lopez_23.jpg[/IMG]

Which do you prefer?I think an ass makes the body more curvey.
If I were a guy, I'd pick a big ass/small tits body over the big tits/small ass body.

J Lo has a nice butt FROM THE SIDE. but that thing looks like a fat chunk of cheese from the back.. i hate bitches who only have hot asses from the side.. they are usually wide or have thick ass thighs that burn a hole in their jeans when they rub.. i prefer bitches that have a bubble butt that's high and tight.. not a fucking WIDE LOAD.. you can tell if a chick has a great ass when you see it from behind.. that's the undoing of a bitch.. from the side, a bitch always tries to trick you.. but from straight on, or from behind, she can't hide. that's why bitches rarely take pics from straight on unless they are hot.. fat/fugly bitches are always taking those myspace angle pics that are all fucked up, over-the-shoulder fat poses designed to hide the fat. never trust those.. if you want to see if the bitch has quality, look at her straight on from the front or back, then you'll know the truth.

[img]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e90/luluonthebridge/231109893-Jennifer_Lopez_Ass_Compil.jpg[/img]
she looks like a soccer mom from behind.

You have to admitt though, Jlo's body looks way more curvey and balanced than Jessica's. Jessica looks like she's gonna topple over.

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/pee-nut/jessica-simpson-nude_018.jpg[/IMG]

That boney butt has to hurt when you're pounding it from behind.

i would bang jessica because she's got a better looking face.. J-Lo without makeup looks like a fucking cleaning lady.. if neither of them has a decent butt, you ALWAYS go with the better looking face.. there are tons of chicks with better asses than J-Lo who aren't packing wide loads.. a bubble from the side shouldn't look like a mountain from the back.. that's FALSE ADVERTISING. fuck that wetback.

Nadeen

I agree. I have this saying that goes.

"I prefer a girl with enough ass to keep my nuts from rubbing the bed sheets" (while humping in missionary position)

Humping a girl with a flat ass is like trying to pick up a medicine bottle off the bed with your dick, you have to sort of scoop it to where your nuts are dragging on the bed.

I will not hesitate to fold a pillow and put it under a girls ass if it is flat, so its at the right angle. Now a girl who has ASS like J-LO the Coochie is right up there at a perfect angle.

I guess its why you cant go wrong doing her doggystyle.

I know girls who has had flat asses would sit on my lap while flirting with me, and I could seriously feel thier hip bones dig into my thighs. I have had girls sit on my lap who has a nice ass and its sooooooo much nicer.

I hate it when I see girls with NO ASS who have huge fake ass tits. They do look as if they are about to fall over forward.

I knew this latin lady who was like 44 and she had the perfect small but very firm tits and a J-LO ass. I bet today she is still fuckable (hot)

A chic with about a 6 to 8 inch butt crack is about Perfect, but when a chic has a 3 to 4 inch butt crack, that ass is horribly flat.

What I mean by Inches is you measure where the ass crack begin to crease at her lower back till where it dissapear where her ass connects to the backs of her thighs. I do not mean sticking a ruler into her ass crack to see how deep it goes. LOL

Trust me i know because I am PRO BOOTYOLOGIST

This is a bit off topic but one thing for sure its much easier to accept or ignore a hair growing from a chics ass, than it is to see one of those Thick long wild hairs growing from a girls TIT. I have passed up on several chics where I saw a long tit hair and was instantly turned off. LOL

Jessica Alba has a nice ass - but she's young so there's NO EXCUSE for her not to have a nice ass.

Jennifer Lopez has a HUMONGOUS ass. It looks so wide like it already pumped out two beaner babies. As soon as that bitch gets knocked up, it's gonna spread enough to tip the earth's rotation.

Jessica Simpson has shitty muscle tone and only looks good when she works out. She's near 30 and it's over for her soon. With the advent of advanced plastic surgery in the past decade, Hollywood whores are gonna look like aliens when they're 50.

Ass a devout Ass Man, I do breach The Faith with the occasional stacked up bitch who wears her tits well. Don't know if they're real, but as usual, who gives a fuck. Vanessa Kay carried the rack with the right tude:

[img]http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3369/manshow22hu.gif[/img]

[quote][cite]Posted By: Haterproof[/cite]i would bang jessica because she's got a better looking face.. J-Lo without makeup looks like a fucking cleaning lady.. if neither of them has a decent butt, you ALWAYS go with the better looking face.. there are tons of chicks with better asses than J-Lo who aren't packing wide loads.. a bubble from the side shouldn't look like a mountain from the back.. that's FALSE ADVERTISING. fuck that wetback.[/quote]
Oh yeah, you're right when talking about the face. But as far as the body goes, regardless of Jlo's wids hips, she still beats Jessica.What do you think? I'd pick to have Jlo's body over Jessicas anyday....that is if I wasn't content w/myself.

and that's exactly why you miss the point.. a face ALWAYS beats an ass, hands down.. if a bitch has a hotter face, you can forgive a subpar ass.. now you may not want to fuck that chick for life, but your dick is gonna stay harder longer if the chicks face is decent.. JLO with her wide hips is a good 1 or 2 time fuck.. but then i realize i'm fucking the cleaning lady and i flush her down the toilet. while jessica simpleton has zero ass, i'd still fuck her 2 times more than J Lo because she looks hotter.. plus she'll look great when i give her a milk mustache..

so j-lo with the tubby wide load gets 2 fucks.. and Jessica with the hot face and no ass gets 4 fucks... either way, i'm dumping both bitches.. i'm not into wide loads or chicks that look like fucking pears... and i'm not into chicks w/o an ass...

but like i said, a hot face is better than a wide ass.. i could give a fuck what you think you dumb bitch, i'm the one fucking her.. you don't have a dick to fuck a bitch.. of course you pick the chick who's fatter because as a bitch, you have a vested interest in lying to yourself (it's called "denial" in case you were wondering) to make yourself feel better.. we all know your self-esteem is at stake in every decision you make.. so you're not an objective party to consult if a guy needs a real answer.. i am. i know that fat chicks prefer j-lo because most chicks are fatties.. but most chicks are NOT hotties and jessica has the HOTTER face which plays heavily into a guy's fuckfriend decisions.. which means that girls will choose j-lo because they're insecure about being fatties.. and most girls are pear shaped chubs which contributes to the choice.. so naturally they have to choose the girl that mirrors their body type so they don't feel fugly..

again, this is called denial.. but that's why dr. haterproof is on call to keep you bitches in check.

I am new here, but I gotta say, I am an ass man, but do have a lotta love for the titties.

The great thing is, if your applying Leykis 101 faithfully, you wont be around when she gets old and the titties start to head for the floor. youll be banging a hot cheerleader from ASU or wherever your college of choice is.

And for me, J-Lo is probably about as used up, flappy and saggy as britney is now, so Im guessing that the J-Lo booty has been stretched. No Thanks.

[quote]again, this is called denial.. but that's why dr. haterproof is on call to keep you bitches in check. [/quote]

Thanks.
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Well, doesn't that mean that all women are in denial in one way or the other? If she has a nice face, but has a fucked up body. She still thinks she is all that, she is in denial. If she has a smokin body and an ugly face. She thinks she is God's gift to men, she is in denial. If her actions contradict, what she really is doing then she is in denial. If a woman doesn't accept the truth or thinks her shit doesn't stink than she is in denial. There are a hundreds of ways that people are in denial over something.

"A chic with about a 6 to 8 inch butt crack is about Perfect, but when a chic has a 3 to 4 inch butt crack, that ass is horribly flat.

What I mean by Inches is you measure where the ass crack begin to crease at her lower back till where it dissapear where her ass connects to the backs of her thighs. I do not mean sticking a ruler into her ass crack to see how deep it goes. LOL"

That ass, at 6-8 inches DEEP of crack, if you applied the WRONG method of measurement. by my math, that would equate Nell Carter or Roseanne depth of Crack.

Thanks for pointing that out, some might not have understood that.

[quote][cite]Posted By: Haterproof[/cite]
i could give a fuck what you think you dumb bitch..[/quote]
:thumbup: Go ahead, vent some more.


[quote][cite]Posted By: Haterproof[/cite]
we all know your self-esteem is at stake in every decision you make.. . i know that fat chicks prefer j-lo because most chicks are fatties... which means that girls will choose j-lo because they're insecure about being fatties.. and most girls are pear shaped chubs which contributes to the choice.. so naturally they have to choose the girl that mirrors their body type so they don't feel fugly...[/quote]

Just an attempt to appeal to your intellect...."I am not fat". Which makes you wrong. Sorry to burst your bubble. Kiko again, you couldn't put it anybetter.

[quote][cite]Posted By: Haterproof[/cite].. you don't have a dick to fuck a. so you're not an objective party to consult if a guy needs a real answer..[/quote]

[quote][cite]Posted By: accumplice[/cite]
Nadeen I agree.

I have this saying that goes.
"I prefer a girl with enough ass to keep my nuts from rubbing the bed sheets" (while humping in missionary position)
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This guy has a dick and he agrees wnadeen83.
:tongue:

Nadeen

I used to always wonder why MOST white guys like girls with flat asses and no hips. I could not understand it because for example. If you lined up some girls who has flat asses and no hip and mixed in a few boys and men, and put them all in some Jeans, like in a jail lineup and had them all face a wall and took pictures of thier lower halfs, you could not tell which ass is a mans ass and which are a womans ass.

I am not into a womans ass that looks like a mans ass. Women are supposed to have HIPS, and a ROUND booty. I think its kinda discusting when you can not tell a womans ass from a mans ass when they have on clothes or without clothes.

Now back to the why so many white mens like women with no ass and no hips. Well I asked a few of my white buddies and they told me "Its because a woman with a flat ass and no hips makes our dicks look bigger when fucking them" LOL Then it all suddenly made sense to me.

It is true if you have a small dick and you fuck a chick who has hips and a nice round ass, it will make your did look tiny next to her ass or while banging doggystyle. LOL

I used to bang this white chic, (whose father was the head chief of a local Sheriff dept. lol) and she was very petit, she weighed 90 pounds at most, and when I would bang her doggystyle, I thought I was going to rip her open. A small ass do in fact make a guys dick look larger than it actually is. I guess its a good thing for guys with big egos and small dicks?????

I prefer a girl/woman who has hips and ass. I want to always immediatly be able to determine if she is a woman no matter what kind of clothes she wear, without seeing her face. Like I said I love Ass, and most of the time Im walking around my main focus is on womens asses first, then thier face and then the tits.

Oh dont get me wrong, women must also have a small waist with the hips and ass.

Oh by the way, That Paris Hilton chic is THE PERFECT example of the type of chic im talking about who has NO ASS and NO HIPS. That chics body is horrible. I have seen pics of her from the side view and she has NO ASS, im sure her ass crack is less than 3 inches lol.

Its amazing that there are guys who think she is hot. She do have nice long legs but thats it. I would prefer J-Los ass even when its out of shape at times over Paris Hilton anyday. LOL:shocked:


Also the worst are chics who has a flat ass with those dairy cow looking hips, where you can see the pelvic bones which are wide, and the ass gets narrow towards her legs. Absolutely horrible. lol

[quote][cite]Posted By: mr.Sloppy2ndS[/cite]Personally, I'm an ass man. A chick with a nice ass get's me right in the pants. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy tits, and I lover playing with them and putting them in my mouth, but if I had a choice between a chick with a nice ass and small tits, I'll take that ass any time.

There is the occasional chick with the whole package, PRETTY FACE, ASS, TITS, THICK THIGHS AND FULL OF SURPRISE. A chick like this is practically wearing a sign that reads "Look. Ass. Tits. You want?"[/quote]

I prefer a hard ass, strong thighs (necessary for effective long and deep pounding), a fat dick, and some skills with the tongue. No bony men please, that pelvic bone feels like a knife in your side.

Actually I never understood what the big deal over Jlo is about. She is not that pretty and I known plenty of Hispanics who look 10xs better than her. As for her ass, big deal. Black women always have had ass, we always have had lips too.

That's why I love being a minority. Women try to copy what we have. Darker skin, big ass, big boobs, sexy lips, sweet accent, and flavor.

I'm an ass man and I like em like this:

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That didn't work, try this:
http://img103.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=84567_Picture_1_123_321lo.jpg

[quote][cite]Posted By: accumplice[/cite]Nadeen

Now back to the why so many white mens like women with no ass and no hips. Well I asked a few of my white buddies and they told me "Its because a woman with a flat ass and no hips makes our dicks look bigger when fucking them" LOL Then it all suddenly made sense to me.
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I've heard about that. Infact your right! I heard it from a white guy. I guess guys suffer though the same problem "denial"

As for Paris Hilton, I think she's pretty,....but were not taking about faces, were talking about bodys. DANG does her body look like a little boys.

[img]http://img103.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-10028/loc321/84567_Picture_1_123_321lo.jpg[/img]

Just being helpful Muggy.

hey dumb cunt aka nadeen... my opinion is the reigning opinion around here.. your dumb cunt opinion matters when we need someone to bake cookies or sound retarded..

like i told you before, fat bitch... hot chicks go with the girl w/the HOTTER FACE.. fat chicks go with J-LO with the fatter ass.. if we want to talk about hotter chicks, we need to talk about paris hilton or unknowns like this bitch at the supermarket i tapped.. she's a no name but she has a great ass.. WITHOUT the fucking j-lo flab ..

now fetch your stick you dumb bitch :bigsmile:

Hey what happened to the pic. It was up before, they probably got pissed and blocked it. Oh well, fucking selfish bastards.

i saw a great shirt today on a guy,

*fake tits taste funny*

Fake tits have to be massaged frequently to soften them up. Perhaps you guys can volunteer your services to a female with a new pair of boobs. After all, you all should know the correct consistency a good pair of boobs.

an ass like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOAzSiEbzpk

someone who can deepthroat like this
http://www.rawsexmpegs.com/mpg/mrbigdick/shyla2/01.mpg

and maybe some tits like these( a huge selection, pick which ever you prefer)
http://www.funny-games.biz/abcboobssong.html

I say then.. you have an amazing woman
again you can not have one without the other!

Jlo is dumpy/frumpy.

Guys will claim they want less hot chicks all the time. It's a self esteem issue. They think they are more attainable so they ignore the hotter chick and concentrate on the dumpy chick.

I'm not attracted to Simpson or Jlo, however if I had to fuck one I'd fuck Jessica. Face, ass, tits, all important. Jessica scores in more areas because Jlo is so frumpy.

So are you saying you would not fuck a ButterFace that has those most banging perfect body?

I know I have, but they are just bootycalls.

I have seen pics of J-Lo when she is at her best shape, and I have seen pics of her when she is carrying some extra weight, but I will tell you this much, her body is MUCH more easier to shape into the perfect body, than Jessica Simsons body.

Jessica has NO ASS, she would have to purchase Ass implants, just as she bought breast implants, but with J-LO all you have to do is tie her to a treadmill for a few days and POW.:bigsmile:

As for J-LOs face, I agree she is not pretty, but shes not ugly either. I just cant get past Jessica Simpsons WitchyPooh type of Nose, it sort of have that hook or bird beak thing going on. Also she has no lips.

too bad you can't tie a treadmill to J-Lo's face.

and you're wrong there on the shaping part.. it would take more effort for a heavyset bitch like J-Lo to get in shape, you'd have to liposuction her thighs.. and if you're going to lipo, you might as well do implants.. it would be easier to just get ass implants for Jessica.. and you can fix her nose no sweat.. look at her younger sister.. she looks fuckable now that she got rid of the capt. hook nose.

if you fix her nose and give her an ass, jessica is way more bangable than J-Lo could ever be..

Ahh, too bad Haters penis is too small to deal w/a chick like Jlo.
Aye, Hater....you have some serious issues dude.
You act all bad ass behind the computer, I'm wondering what you're like up front and personal.

Go ahead! Take your bitterness out on me. Vent some more.
and for the record I am not fat. Can you read????
Let it be known that you don't faze me.

Go ahead doggy, Bark!

Hater

J-Lo is not considered Heavyset. She is what I would call Thick at times, like I said when she is in good shape her body is amazing. She is shaped like what a woman should look like, yes her tits could be a little bigger, but personally I dont care much about big tits, I rather they be nice and firm no matter what size they are, with nice shapped nipples.

Ass implants look just as warped as most breast implants but even worse. There is no implants that duplicate a perfect shaped ass.

J-Lo has more going on without surgery to fix things, I do not believe in surgery inhanced bodies, J-Lo dont need lipo, all she needs is a treadmill or a session of wild sex with me to get those few pounds off when she gain them at times.

nadeen you dumb cunt.. of course my penis is too small for you.. your ass is the size of a house.. it's like throwing a hot dog into the grand canyon..

hey stupid cunt.. what website are you on again?.. yeah this isn't oprah u fucking moron.. the only issue is how many brain cells you're trying to rub together.. how fucking dumb are you.

it's ok, we both know you're a tired cunt trying to sound tough.. we both know you're a fucking loser who needs attention because you don't get it at home.. we both know you're a low -self esteem attention whore need attention and approval from men because you don't get any in real life..

and we both know i "faze" you because all dumb bitches are fazed out by dr. haterproof.

now go fetch your stick you dumb bitch :bigsmile:

Nadeen83

email me at accumplice@aol.com

Thanks

:rolling: Ahha ha haaa ha! LoLs:jumping:

You know something Hater? You're starting to sound like that whinny bitch advisor.
You must be harboring those sweet memories of your daddy touching your widdle privates
when you were a widdle boy huh? Well, I guess that explains the anger and hostility you show in just about 100% of these threads......O'well. It's a rough life out there kid, wear a helmet. Oh! what am I talking about? Your a smart guy, you've already put your helmet on:thumbup: Good boy!
Now sit!

Oh! and one more thing Psycho! Is that where you work?
SouthBurger? I see you're flippin pattys for a living. Who's the stupid cunt now?

You have no idea of my successes and accomplishments. You would be a smart guy not to date a girl like me. I'd intimidate you AND I make more $$ than your sorry ass.

Toodles. Ttyl Psycho!:sleepout:

hey stupid cunt aka nadeen.. we both know you're a pathetic cunt seeking attention on here because you get rejected by guys in real life.. this is a men's forum you stupid cunt.. i know you'd like to think you have a penis, but trannys just don't cut it..

so you can go back to the view or oprah and try to sound important.. but over here, you're just a dumb babbling cunt with 2 brain cells...

now go fetch your stick you dumb bitch :bigsmile: